by Burt Prelutsky | Los Angeles
No RX Abilify, Apparently, one of Obama's orders to NASA was to reach out to Muslim nations, celebrating them for their contributions to science, math and engineering. So, in short order, we've gone from reaching for the moon to reaching for Tehran.
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But it's not just Obama who seems to be taking his directions from Mecca. The town council of Darlaston, Abilify uk, England, painted over the windows at its public swimming pool at the insistence of the local Muslims.
One elderly Englishwoman complained that after her recent cataract operation, Abilify coupon, she had looked forward to seeing the trees outside the facility while swimming her daily laps. Instead, 50mg Abilify, thanks to the paint job, she felt as if her cataracts had returned.
Several questions occur to me, 10mg Abilify, aside from the most obvious one: Why are the English kowtowing to Sharia law.
To begin with, why are Muslim women swimming in public? Even if those outside the pool can no longer ogle them, what about all those randy English blokes who are splashing around inside? Will they be forced to don blindfolds? How about reaching a compromise by removing the paint and making the Muslim women swim in burqas, No RX Abilify. 20mg Abilify, Even though Obama seems to regard Muslims as God's chosen people, and by "God" he obviously means himself, I'm here to remind everyone that the most important off-year election in our history is now less than four months away. Even if the Republican on your ballot isn't your conservative ideal, Abilify india, please keep in mind that he or she is part of the antidote to ObamaCare, Abilify overseas, Cap and Trade, increased taxes and additional stimulus bills.
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It's hard to believe, Abilify mexico, but after the 2008 elections, I worried that the Whigs would make a comeback long before the Republicans. But, then, 100mg Abilify, I never imagined that the Democrats in Congress would enter into political suicide pacts on behalf of Obama's loony, Abilify japan, leftist agenda.
In a way, Obama reminds me of an old-time movie director named Mitchell Leisen. Although Leisen was only moderately successful, 150mg Abilify, he inadvertently played a major role in the history of motion pictures. In the 1930s, 30mg Abilify, Preston Sturges was a screenwriter at Paramount Studios. He became so dissatisfied with the way Leisen directed his scripts, he begged the higher-ups for the chance to direct them himself. They finally capitulated, and Sturges went on to write and direct such comedy classics as "Hail the Conquering Hero, 250mg Abilify," "The Miracle of Morgan's Creek" and "The Lady Eve."
As if that weren't reason enough to earn a nation's gratitude, 200mg Abilify, Leisen also managed to aggravate screenwriter Billy Wilder, who then used Sturges' success as leverage with the studio bosses. That, in turn, Abilify canada, led to "The Major and the Minor, 1000mg Abilify, " "Lost Weekend," "Double Indemnity," "Sunset Blvd., Abilify usa," "The Apartment" and "Some Like It Hot."
So, 40mg Abilify, just as Leisen led to Sturges and Wilder, and Jimmy Carter led to Ronald Reagan, one can only hope and pray that, in 2012, Obama leads to someone who is man or woman enough to clean up his unholy mess.
Finally, even in the gloomiest of times, I like to find something that will lift my spirits and make my soul sing. So it is that between now and November 2nd, no matter how bleak things may look, I know that I'll get through it by reminding myself that a Portland masseuse got to call Nobel Peace Prize recipient Al Gore "a crazed sex poodle."
copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky
Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..
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