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The latest proof that in looking for a role model, Obama snubbed George Washington and patterned himself, instead, on a used car salesman was his announcement that he was "surprised, disappointed and angry" when Scotland released Lockerbie bomber Abdel al-Magrahi.  It seems that Richard LeBaron, Obama's deputy head of the U.S, Buy Plavix No Prescription. embassy in London let Scotland know a week ahead of the event that the U.S, 250mg Plavix. 200mg Plavix, preferred that Magrahi receive compassionate release than that he be locked up in a Libyan prison for what was supposed to be the final few weeks of his life.  The only surprise is that apparently the change in climate did wonders for his health, and Magrahi is now expected to live at least another ten years.

The U.S. government had tried to keep LeBaron's letter secret on the alleged grounds that it would prevent "frank and open communications with other governments."  I don't know about you, but to me that sounds like a married man begging his mistress not to spill the beans, lest it prevent future frank and open communications with his wife.

According to Bedford Fall's George Bailey, every time a bell rang, an angel got his wings.  If it worked the same way with lies, an entire division of angels would owe a debt of eternal gratitude to the prevaricator-in-chief.


copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky

Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..

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