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Next on Obama's agenda is likely to be cap and trade, which would do to American energy what British Petroleum did to Louisiana's pelicans. Considering that Obama recently appointed that eminent proponent of wealth distribution, Dr. Donald Berwick, to oversee Medicare and Medicaid, I assume he will appoint Fred Flintstone to be energy czar.
Finally, no dirty laundry list of moronic liberals would be complete without Nevada's number one sourpuss. It was Harry Reid who insisted that although it was possible, though highly unlikely, that somewhere there might be illegal aliens working in the construction trade, it certainly wasn't happening in his home state.
In a related story, the Senate majority leader also announced that there were no hookers in Las Vegas.
copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky
Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..
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