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I have long been intrigued Augmentin For Sale, with the final words uttered by those on their actual or figurative deathbeds.  The trouble, of course, is that you never know if the words were spontaneous or rehearsed, whether they were really spoken aloud or were conjured up after the fact by someone who hoped to gain for himself a piece of anonymous immortality by acting as a  giving-up-the-ghost writer. 30mg Augmentin, While I have no way of vouching for their authenticity, I regard the following farewells as among the most memorable, Augmentin overseas. 10mg Augmentin, Henry Ward Beecher said, "Now comes the mystery, Augmentin japan, Augmentin coupon, " although I would have thought "Now comes the solution to the mystery" the more appropriate assumption on the part of the notable preacher.

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Dylan Thomas, who seems to have been a rather competitive sort of fellow for a sot, boasted, "I have just had 18 whiskeys in a row.  I do believe that is a record."

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A very witty line, but in strictly practical terms, it's hard to beat convicted murderer James W. Bridges, who, when asked if he had a final request before facing a firing squad, replied, "Why, yes, a bulletproof vest."

Still, when it comes to send-offs, you'd have a go a long way to top the one that Charlotte McCourt's family came up with recently.  After the passing of the longtime Nevada resident, her children published an obituary that read: "We believe that mom would say she was mortified to have taken a large role in the election of Harry Reid to the U.S. Congress.  Let the record show that Charlotte was displeased with his work.  Please, in lieu of flowers, vote for another more worthy candidate."

In my own case, I plan to get to work immediately on some amusing, yet profound and touching, final words.  My greatest fear is that before having the opportunity to deliver them, I will slip in the shower and in that nano-second prior to fatally conking my head on the porcelain, I will take leave of the world with an inexcusably trite "Whoops!"


copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky

Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..

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