by Burt Prelutsky | Los Angeles
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In case you haven't noticed, ever since Barack Obama moved into the Oval Office, he's given one speech after another. Rumor has it that he's already gone through a dozen Teleprompters. Moreover, the majority of his spiels seem to be devoted to his trying to clarify or, in some instances, absolutely deny and contradict what he stated in earlier addresses. The end result is that it all becomes something of a vicious circle, resembling a snake trying to swallow its own tail, Xopenex For Sale.
I mean, Xopenex paypal, Xopenex australia, even if you're a fan of his, you have to admit that the only thing longer than Obama's health care bill were the endless lectures he devoted to the subject. Not too long ago, 30mg Xopenex, Xopenex coupon, a woman asked him a question, and 17 minutes later, 500mg Xopenex, Xopenex overseas, barely pausing to take a breath, he was still blathering on. The man obviously suffers from diarrhea of the vocal cords, 150mg Xopenex, Xopenex mexico, but, unfortunately, that's one more malady the health care bill doesn't cover.
Still, in spite of the fact that His Haughtiness never shuts up for even five seconds at a time and is on TV more often than that fellow trying to sell us gold, he never tells me what I really want to know. For instance, am I the only person who's curious about what ever happened to his mother-in-law? And where is Bo, the First Dog, these days? I've seen neither hide nor hair of either one in a very long time, and, as a taxpayer at least partially responsible for their well-being, I'd like to know whether either one is back in Chicago or waiting to be adopted at the local pound.
Finally, when John Edwards used to go on and on about the two Americas, he pretended to be speaking about the rich and the poor when, as I suspected all along, he was actually referring to those who would or wouldn't have sex with him. On the other hand, he was correct in suggesting there existed a real division in our nation. As I see it, there are those who see a pile of horse poop and assume there must be a pony, and there are the rest of us who see the same steaming mess and assume that Barack Obama has just delivered another speech. CRO
copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky
Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..
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