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by Burt Prelutsky | Los Angeles

It was almost 400 years ago Discount Zyprexa, that Galileo Galilei was denounced as a heretic for proclaiming that the earth revolved around the sun and not the other way around.  These days, Al Gore tells giant fibs about the weather in order to line his pockets and inflate his ego and it's those who call him on it who are accused of heresy.  In spite of which, there are people who insist on referring to this as an enlightened age.

But, Zyprexa japan, Zyprexa australia, really, how enlightened can we be when millions of Americans get their news from a media that unlike the media in totalitarian nations happily placed the shackles on themselves and then threw away the key, Zyprexa ebay. Zyprexa overseas, On more than one occasion, I've confessed that when it comes to books, 150mg Zyprexa, 750mg Zyprexa, I prefer reading fiction.  Liberals, on the other hand, 50mg Zyprexa, Zyprexa mexico, seem to prefer fiction that passes itself off as fact.  On top of that, they seem to get their talking points from the Huffington Post, 200mg Zyprexa, 100mg Zyprexa, the Daily Kos and Joy Behar.  Is it any wonder that they always sound so crabby, cranky and dumb, 1000mg Zyprexa. Zyprexa us, The folks in Washington who are creating the most mischief appear to display all the telltale signs of being a member of a dysfunctional family.  Mom and Dad are Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid.  Harry looks like he sucks lemons for a living and Nancy looks like she started hitting the sauce once she paid one too many visits to her plastic surgeon, Dr, 30mg Zyprexa. 500mg Zyprexa, Victor Frankenstein.

Their adopted son, Barack, was already a troubled youth -- abandoned by his own mother, his father and his step-father -- long before he went off to college, where, as he boasts, he smoked a lot of marijuana and sought out companions who were Communists and professors who were left-wing pinheads.  After all that, it's no wonder that he decided to remake America from stem to stern in his own narcissistic, pathological image.  Like Ted Bundy and scores of other sociopaths, he can be charming and can even pass for normal.  But only for so long, Discount Zyprexa.

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But none of the activities of these bubble gum fiends strikes me as being half as inane as what our politicians do on a daily basis.  And if the folks at Guinness tried to record it all, their annual edition would be almost as long as Obama's Health Care bill, and nobody would read that, either.

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Finally, I'm wondering if Barack Obama fails to see an obvious pattern.  He goes to Copenhagen to lock up the Olympics and, instead of bringing home the gold, he only got to bring home Michelle and Oprah.  Then he went to Copenhagen a second time in order to stamp out global warming, and wound up getting dissed by Hugo Chavez, who received an ovation from his fellow freeloaders.

So, unless Obama finds himself with a sudden craving for herring, I think he'd be wise to give the town a wide berth in the future.  Napoleon had his Waterloo and Obama has his Copenhagen.

It seems like just yesterday that the entire world, and not just the crew at MSNBC, was fawning over Obama.  Now, more and more people can't even stand the sound of his voice.  It doesn't remind me, as it does so many others, of Tiger Woods and his fall from grace.  Instead, it reminds me of the fate that befalls most child actors.  One day, you're Macauley Culkin and everyone wants to pinch your cheeks and chuck you under the chin, and the next day people think you're as cute as gallstones and they'd really appreciate it if you tinkled a little bell and chanted "Unclean...unclean" whenever you left the house. CRO

copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky

Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..

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