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On top of everything else, Augmentin craiglist, I live in Los Angeles and have spent most of my adult life laboring in Hollywood, a place that some people regard as less an actual location than a state of mind. I agree it is a state of mind in the same sense that paranoia and schizophrenia are states of mind.
After working in the field of entertainment for about 40 years, Augmentin australia, I swear to you that there are a fair number of normal, Augmentin mexico, decent human beings who work in the industry. But truth compels me to say that the lower you go in the pecking order, the likelier you are to find them. That's not to say that every producer, actor, 50mg Augmentin, director and writer, 100mg Augmentin, is an arrogant, leftwing, coke-snorting, Augmentin india, bottom-feeding egomaniac, 10mg Augmentin, but that's certainly the way to bet.
Sometimes, when I'm daydreaming about what Hell must be like, I envision a place where every day you wake up and have to go work for someone like Barney Frank, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, nasty sourpusses who think that their every whim should be immediately pandered to and who regard themselves as God, but with a bigger expense account, a larger staff and a better pension plan, No RX Augmentin.
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You could call them hypocrites, but I call them Hollywood hopefuls. They'd fit right in. This is the town, Augmentin us, after all, 30mg Augmentin, where people are still whining over the fact that a handful of mediocre actors and hack writers were blacklisted 60 years ago because they were, for the most part, unrepentant Communists whose allegiance was to the evil Soviet Union. But these same people think nothing of blacklisting writers and directors who have done nothing worse than made the fatal mistake of turning 50, 40mg Augmentin.
Many years ago, Augmentin japan, radio wit Fred Allen observed that "You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, stick it in the navel of a flea, and still have room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart." I say he was being too kind. Although I regard myself as basically a loyal person, 150mg Augmentin, I've had about two dozen agents in my life. What's more, Augmentin overseas, in what was a moderately successful TV writing career, by getting my own jobs, I made money for all of them, 1000mg Augmentin, except the last one. Which was just as well because she's the one who went to the slammer for stealing her clients' money. 750mg Augmentin, The reason, by the way, I kept leaving agents wasn't simply because none of them ever earned his or her 10%, 200mg Augmentin, but because eventually they all lied to me about what they would do for me or, 250mg Augmentin, worse yet, what they had already done.
In my experience, agents are people who like to have lunch, shmooze with other agents and con young women into having sex with them. Those are the male agents, of course. Female agents, on the other hand, like to have lunch, shmooze with other agents and con young women into having sex with them.
In other words, if a genie somehow managed to switch everyone in Hollywood with everyone in Congress, you would barely notice it. In fact, aside from the fact that the paparazzi would all have to pack up and move east and that "Henry Waxman: The Musical!" would finally be green-lighted at Universal, life would go on as usual. CRO
copyright 2009 Burt Prelutsky
Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..
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