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And because it's a religious war, a jihad, I don't understand why neither we nor Israel fights it in the appropriate fashion. Why is it that our military doesn't dip its bullets and bombs in pig blood and why doesn't Israel announce that the remains of suicide bombers will henceforth be buried in pigskins, Vpxl For Sale.
It's hard to imagine that even after 61 years of constant attacks and threats of extinction, Israel still insists on taking prisoners. Eventually, when Israel has jailed enough of these vermin, the enemy kidnaps, tortures and murders, an Israeli soldier, and then swaps his corpse for a hundred or two hundred terrorists.
I suspect that liberals will find my suggestions not only insensitive, but downright repulsive. Leave it to a liberal to be more deeply offended by the spilling of a pig's blood than that of a human.
It just seems to me that if you have kryptonite, you're a schmuck if you don't use it. CRO
copyright 2009 Burt Prelutsky
Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine.
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