by Burt Prelutsky | Los Angeles
When I first began blogging Discount Hgh, five or six years ago, I wondered how many pieces I would write before running dry. I needn't have worried. I have now written close to 700, but in this age of lunacy, I'm far likelier to lose my typing skills than to run out of topics, or perhaps I should say targets.
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In the wake of Obama's collecting the goofy Peace Prize, for which he was nominated within 11 days of his taking office -- for perhaps moving his mother-in-law into the White House -- he has become something of a worldwide punchline. Even the New York Times and Saturday Night Live have taken a crack at him. There's even a rumor floating around that Joe Biden has begun telling Barack Obama jokes, Hgh usa.
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For violating the zero-tolerance policy regarding "weapons," young Dillinger was not only kicked out of his grammar school, but faces 45 days of detention in reform school.
Last year, you might recall, a third grader in Delaware was booted out of school because her grandmother sent her to class with a birthday cake, along with a knife for cutting it. One can only hope that Granny then baked her a second cake with a file in it so she could manage to bust out of jail.
Some of us have long been puzzled how a dunce like Delaware's Joe Biden could keep getting re-elected to the U.S, Discount Hgh. Senate. Well, we can stop wondering. That mystery has been solved.
According to Zachary's parents, the boy takes school so seriously that he sometimes insists on wearing a suit and tie to class. Now, however, it seems he's afraid he'll be teased because he's gotten into trouble. I just hope somebody tells this six-year-old that if he hasn't been ribbed over the suit and tie, he has very broad-minded schoolmates and probably has nothing to worry about.
But, what's the world coming to when a nice little boy gets into hot water for taking a Cub Scout tool to class so he can be the cool kid eating soup with his own personal spoon, but nobody thinks a thing about it when Henry Waxman or Barney Frank gets anywhere near a microphone or Barack Obama gets within 50 feet of a teleprompter? CRO
copyright 2009 Burt Prelutsky
Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..
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