by Burt Prelutsky | Los Angeles
When Barack Obama Buy Allopurinol No Prescription, was campaigning -- not that he's ever stopped -- back in 2008, he made a number of promises. As we all know, like a cad on the make, he was only trying to get us in the sack. Once he had his way with us, he barely remembered our name, let alone his various vows.
Some of the things he swore to included keeping lobbyists out of his administration, 250mg Allopurinol, providing five days for the public to review pending legislation and a bi-partisan approach to problem-solving. Instead, lobbyists, Allopurinol uk, particularly those representing unions, 100mg Allopurinol, have freer access to the Oval Office than Michelle and the kids. Not only is the public not given time to digest major legislation, but neither are the legislators. Early on, you may recall, 750mg Allopurinol, Congress was given less than 24 hours to vote on an 1100-page, Allopurinol ebay, trillion dollar, so-called stimulus bill; more recently, when it came to health care, Allopurinol coupon, Obama was telling the sheep on Capitol Hill to vote even before an actual bill was written. Allopurinol usa, So far as bi-partisanship is concerned, the Republicans have been banished to Washington's equivalent of Siberia. These days, bi-partisanship simply means that David Axelrod and Rahm Emanuel are in agreement, 200mg Allopurinol.
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Consider, if you will, the way that Obama has managed to take the spotlight off his attempt to grab control of one-sixth of the nation's economy that's devoted to health care and to put the kibosh on conservative talk radio and free access to the Internet. All he had to do was declare war on Fox News. Just like that, the mass media, otherwise known as faux news, turned its attention to the phoniest battle since Gorgeous George and the Super Swedish Angel hung up their wrestling tights, Buy Allopurinol No Prescription. 20mg Allopurinol, The way the media carried on, you'd have thought Obama was trying to decide whether to send 40,000 additional troops to fight in Afghanistan or to invade Fox, Allopurinol canada.
On the other hand, 50mg Allopurinol, it is just possible that Obama's feud with Fox merely proves that he is as thin-skinned and as vain as some of us have suspected all along, which would fit right in with the narcissism that his constant TV appearances suggests. Not since FDR have we had a president so in love with the sound of his own voice. Not since Jimmy Carter have we had a president so convinced of his own saintliness.
Although Obama is a prime example of egomania, 30mg Allopurinol, liberals generally hold themselves and one another in such preposterously high regard that normal people -- in other words, 500mg Allopurinol, conservatives -- can only laugh.
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While on the subject, we shouldn't overlook the greenies who populate Hollywood and who never once gave George W. Bush a thumbs-up for taking out Saddam Hussein even though his setting fire to the oilfields of Kuwait was the single greatest man-made ecological disaster in history, rivaled only by Adam Sandler's 30-odd movies.
Finally we come to nature boy himself, Robert Redford. Although I am a free market capitalist and believe that Redford should be allowed to build a ski resort, a giant cell phone tower or even have his head carved out of a mountainside, if he chooses to on his own land, I have to question the environmental bona fides of a guy who creates a film festival in the snow-covered hinterlands of Utah, Buy Allopurinol No Prescription.
I mean, every year, upwards of 50,000 people jet in from all over the world for the Sundance Film Festival. It may be swell for the Utah economy to have all those coke-sniffing, fossil fuel-burning, mugs showing up to watch bad movies and make distribution deals, but if you were really concerned about preserving the environment, wouldn't it make more sense for these clucks to stay home and watch the movies on their TV sets the way the rest of us do.
In my experience, which consists of watching movies on airplanes, a movie that stinks at sea level reeks just as badly at 30,000 feet. Otherwise, why settle for Utah? It would make far more sense to hold a film festival atop Mt. Everest. CRO
copyright 2009 Burt Prelutsky
Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..
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