by Burt Prelutsky | Los Angeles
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The second disease, Imitrex overseas, Communism, created its own form of hysteria. During the late 40s and early 50s, we had A-bomb drills in public schools. We grammar school kids were led to believe that in case the Russians hit L.A. with an atomic bomb, Imitrex usa, we would be safe so long as we dropped to the floor and huddled beneath our desks with our hands clasped tightly behind our necks. As everyone knows, there's nothing better than tiny hands to ward off the effects of atomic radiation. To this day, Imitrex australia, I wonder who came up with that particular brainstorm.
On the off-chance that the Russkies elected not to vaporize us, a lot of people were convinced that the plan to prevent tooth decay by introducing fluoride into our reservoirs was a Commie plot. The fluoride, we were warned, would turn our brains to mush and make us easy prey for the Soviet Menace. It's taken about 60 years, Imitrex japan, but I am now convinced that the scaremongers were right. How else to explain American liberals except by accepting that the Commies contaminated our water supply?
The fact that most Americans haven't turned into brain-dead zombies muttering "hope...change...hope...change" like those scary creatures in horror movies only goes to prove that people have different tolerances to tainted water, just as they do to alcohol, Imitrex us, various viruses and Barack Obama's voice.
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The MSM likened Obama to Abe Lincoln. I guess their confusion was caused by both men being skinny and from Illinois. One major, Imitrex canada, rather obvious difference, though, is that Lincoln waged a war to preserve the Union. Obama, on the other hand, Imitrex coupon, would go to war to preserve such unions as the SEIU and the UAW.
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You also don't see any of his political allies signing up for Obamacare or trading in their outrageously generous pension plans for Social Security. These phonies are far worse than Marie Antoinette, who allegedly joked that if poor people couldn't afford bread, they should eat cake. What these creeps would have us eat is nowhere near as tasty or nutritious.
Consider the fact that the late unlamented Ted Kennedy was a hero to the green movement even after he used his considerable clout to make certain that windmills, those essential items that would free us from our dependence on fossil fuels, Imitrex india, didn't interfere with the view from his estate.
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Recently, some Americans were outraged when movie director Oliver Stone made a laudatory documentary about Hugo Chavez and then showed up with the Communist dictator at the Cannes Film Festival, where they bumped fists and naturally received a standing ovation. It was enough to make me wish that Major Aldo Rayne had been there with his Inglorious Basterds to deal with Stone, Chavez and the assorted Euro-trash in attendance.
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The answer is that they identify with tyrants. They don't oppose gulags on principle; they simply don't wish to be sent to one. That doesn't mean they wouldn't like to run one. They also have a soft spot for dictators because they, themselves, 100mg Imitrex, are miserable excuses for human beings who look down on the masses as being ignorant, religious, peons who, in a just world, 20mg Imitrex, would exist only to serve as organ donors.
Don't you ever find yourself wondering why liberals are happy to see Obama expanding the power and influence of the federal government, of appointing three dozen regulatory czars who answer only to him, Imitrex paypal, of gobbling up major industrial and financial entities in a way reminiscent of Stalin and Hitler? I mean, wouldn't you think they'd dread the thought of a Republican president having all of that authority in the future? After all, we have presidential elections every four years. It's not as if Obama could rule for 27 years like Mao, for 29 years like Stalin or for half a century like Castro.
Shouldn't those on the left be the least bit concerned that a Mitt Romney, Imitrex mexico, a Rick Perry, a Bobby Jindal or, God forbid, a Sarah Palin could inherit all that power?
After pondering that question, how can you avoid concluding that they simply have no intention of ever allowing that to happen? CRO
copyright 2009 Burt Prelutsky
Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..
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