by Burt Prelutsky | Los Angeles
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Frankly, Strattera uk, I don't think my system would result in better candidates. On the other hand, after 2008, it's hard to imagine either party doing much worse.
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When I heard the other day that a California senate committee had passed a resolution making May 22nd "Harvey Milk Day, 20mg Strattera," my head began spinning. Naturally, a homosexual advocacy group announced that "the bill would explain how important Harvey is to all Californians." I'm afraid if the silly movie, 100mg Strattera, "Milk," didn't do the trick, a mere senate bill isn't likely to pull it off. On the other hand, this is California, Strattera paypal, after all, a place where Abe Lincoln, Strattera australia, Thomas Jefferson, George Washington and even Jonas Salk, don't have their own days, but a union leader named Cesar Chavez does, 250mg Strattera.
The frustration of trying to be logical in an illogical world is nothing new. In the 19th century, a clergyman named Charles Colton observed: "The soundest argument will produce no more conviction in an empty head than the most superficial declamation; as a feather and a guinea fall with equal velocity in a vacuum."
We have our liberals to contend with and, Strattera overseas, obviously, Rev. Colton had his. Which reminds me, when my son first began crawling, 1000mg Strattera, for some reason the only gear he could manage was reverse. I don't know how commonplace a phenomenon that is, but I found it very amusing. He would get up a good head of steam but, 40mg Strattera, no matter how hard he'd try to reach his destination, backwards he would scramble. It was many years ago and I rarely dwell on it, but the other day, when I was thinking about Obama, 30mg Strattera, Geithner and all the other folks in Washington who are in over their pointy heads, it occurred to me that left-wingers remind me a lot of little Max. They're always full of big plans, Strattera japan, they're always going off in the wrong direction and, more often than not, their diapers need changing. CRO
copyright 2009 Burt Prelutsky
Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..
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