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Finally, I am getting sick and tired of American companies being intimidated by groups of black thugs. For years, we saw major companies paying extortion to Jesse Jackson because he threatened to have their products boycotted in black neighborhoods. Now we see ColorOfChange threatening to boycott companies if they dare to advertise on Glenn Beck's TV show.
While I think boycotts are perfectly legitimate when they are done to right a moral wrong, as they were in the South in order to allow black people equal access to seats on buses and at lunch counters, I hate extortionists, whether they're working for Al Capone or some black radical. Being poor or black or an illegal immigrant doesn't make anyone morally superior to someone who is rich or white or a citizen. For too many years, we've allowed these so-called victims to assume a role they're not entitled to, one of moral superiority, buy Plavix Over The Counter.
If I owned a company and the riff-raff from ColorOfChange or ACORN or the Rainbow Coalition threatened to boycott my product, I would take out ads proclaiming that as an American, I was not about to kowtow to a bunch of thugs simply because they happened to be black.
I have a hunch that most Americans -- and by most, I'm referring to those, black and white, who don't get their opinions from the NY Times and the Huffington Post, their talking points from Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann, and their marching orders from David Axelrod and Rahm Emmanuel -- would respond favorably to my message, which is exactly the way decent people have always responded when bullies and tyrants have threatened their freedoms.
copyright 2009 Burt Prelutsky
Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..
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