by Burt Prelutsky | Los Angeles
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One thing that's been made clear is that whether it's last year's amnesty bill or this Frankensteinian health care monstrosity, the people still retain some clout when they stand up and start acting like Americans and not like a herd of sheep waiting to be shorn by the likes of Henry Waxman, Barney Frank and Nancy Pelosi. As someone once observed, in order to make politicians see the light, they first need to feel the heat. Or as Ronald Reagan put it so eloquently: "Government isn't the solution. Government is the problem."
If there's one thing you have to say about liberal politicians, it's that they regard consistency pretty much the way they regard their constituents; namely with arrogant contempt. It's liberals, after all, who are constantly telling us that women have absolute autonomy over their own bodies, so long as the topic under discussion happens to be abortions. But when it comes to everything else, they are quite content to leave all medical decisions in the hands of the federal government, up to and including the rationing of health care to babies and the elderly. Gee, and we all thought the Nazis were bad, buy Celexa Over The Counter.
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Finally, Celexa craiglist, lest someone gets the idea that I only pick on liberals, Celexa india, I have a bone to pick with Sean Hannity. I recently heard him give absolution to Michael Vick. He was ready to forgive Vick his trespasses because, after all, Vick had served 18 months in jail and he had apologized. The problem is, 200mg Celexa, one, 40mg Celexa, Vick should have been sentenced to at least 10 years; two, inasmuch as Hannity wasn't one of Vick's victims, he's not entitled to accept his apology; and, 20mg Celexa, three, Celexa japan, the time for remorse and possibly redemption, it seems to me, is before you're arrested. After that, it's only defense strategy -- whether what's at stake is a more severe sentence or trying to salvage a multi-million dollar NFL career.
This is a guy, after all, who beat, drowned, hanged and electrocuted dogs for no other reason than that they lost fights to other dogs, and because, sadist that he is, he could. Imagine if quarterbacks who lost games were treated like that.
All I can say is, defensive linemen of the NFL -- have at him! CRO
copyright 2009 Burt Prelutsky
Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..
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