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I've always heard that misery loves company. If true, misery in America has more company these days than it knows what do with.
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As I recall, when he was a candidate, Obama assured us that taxes would be decreased for 95% of all Americans. Inasmuch as the Heritage Foundation estimates that the cap and trade bill will wind up costing the average middle class taxpayer nearly $3,000 in additional energy costs, I guess a tax isn't a tax if you don't call it one. Of course Obama and Al Gore and their liberal lackeys don't mention the jobs that people in the oil and coal industries will lose while we're busily building windmills. Perhaps those folks who were formerly occupied supplying the wherewithal so that America could continue to be a major industrial nation can be hired to stand around and generate energy by blowing at the windmills, Discount Allopurinol.
Maybe what Obama meant when he claimed we'd be paying less in taxes was that we'd all be on the dole before the next election rolled around. Allopurinol india, During the campaign, when Obama vowed that, if elected, 10mg Allopurinol, he would create or save four million jobs, 50mg Allopurinol, I speculated that he meant that if at some point there were four million Americans who were still working, he could say he'd kept his campaign promise. I swear I meant it as a joke.
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But, Allopurinol usa, I guess a lot of us who find ourselves going down the financial drain don't really mind so long as we can watch Prince Obama and his princess holding hands on their $250,000 date night in New York City.
It's almost enough to make a person pity Bernard Madoff. That poor shmuck got a 150-year prison sentence, and he only screwed Americans out of about 65 billion dollars. CRO
copyright 2009 Burt Prelutsky
Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..
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