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One of the worst things about taxes is how sneaky they are.  Sometimes they even use aliases, calling themselves fees, for instance.  For another, spendthrift legislators are always blaming convenient scapegoats when they cause taxes to skyrocket.  For instance, when the price of gasoline goes up, you inevitably hear a chorus of politicians blaming Big Oil, although I guarantee you that the feds and the states make a lot more money off a gallon of gas than Shell or Standard does, No RX Petcam.

We actually let the tax collectors get away with murder.  Imagine how loudly we'd all be screaming on April 15th if Uncle Sam hadn't been withholding money from our paychecks or making some of us pay quarterly taxes all through the prior year!  Just picture having to sit down and write a check for the full amount.  There would be such an uprising, Petcam japan, it would make the Tea Party crowd look like a bunch of shut-ins. Petcam canada, If I had to choose either politicians or members of the MSM for extinction, I'd be like a kid in a candy store, darn hard-pressed to make a decision.  As Mark Twain observed: "If you don't read the newspaper, 50mg Petcam, you're uninformed.  If you do read it, 150mg Petcam, you're misinformed."

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Some newswoman suggested that referring to the President and basketball in the same sentence was racist.  I, 30mg Petcam, on the other hand, 200mg Petcam, think that referring to Obama and basketball in the same sentence is hogwash.  I mean, I have seen the way this guy throws a baseball and swings a golf club.  He gives nerds a bad name.  Furthermore, nobody who is any good at basketball could be such an absolute klutz at every other form of physical activity.  He even admitted to bowling a 39!  Believe me, Petcam coupon, I'm not much of a bowler, 10mg Petcam, but if someone would guide me to the foul line, I could do better than that blindfolded.  And I can just imagine one of those stooges we always see pictured on the court with Obama trying to body check him on his way to the basket, and waking up to find himself on the hardwood, Petcam india, buried under half a dozen Secret Service agents. Petcam uk, Politics aside, we understand that blacks love Obama because he looks like them, and a certain number of goony whites love him because he doesn't.  The rest of us despise him because of his policies and his general antipathy to American values, traditions and history.  If that makes us racists according to the New York Times, MSNBC and the Huffington Post, so be it.  I only ask that they then explain their blatant contempt for Clarence Thomas, Condoleezza Rice and black members of the Tea Party movement.


copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky

Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..

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The policy that the military was and is following, known as "don't ask; don't tell", is, however, the law of the land. It was the compromise policy worked out between the Defense Department and the Clinton Administration after then- President Bill Clinton's unsuccessful attempt to end, by executive order, the ban on homosexuals serving openly in the armed forces, No RX Imitrex. "Don't ask; don't tell" was subsequently enacted into law by Congress.

It was a compromise that pleased few but it did become law. So what basis did Ms. Kagan have for discriminating against the military services by denying access to military recruiters when other recruiters were welcomed?  Is this an example of the "substantive thinking" we might expect from a Justice Kagan if she is confirmed to the highest court in the land. No RX Imitrex, Is it possible that Ms. Kagan's support of this discriminatory policy banning military recruiters is just one more manifestation of the strident anti-military culture that existed at Harvard and other elite ivoried institutions of liberal education. Might there be other manifestations of that bias if she is confirmed.

Banning military recruiters and ROTC units from elite university campuses may be considered quite fashionable in some circles but such "feel good" policies ought to come with a price. Discriminate against the military and lose government funding including federal research grants seems like a fair policy to me. And for those public figures, like nominees to the Supreme Court, who have instituted policies that discriminate against the military, there should be a consequence as well. CRO

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J.F. Kelly, Jr. is a retired Navy Captain and bank executive who writes on current events and military subjects. He is a resident of Coronado, California.


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Monday, May 24th, 2010

by Burt Prelutsky | Los Angeles

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On those occasions when I've devoted an article to demeaning Barack Obama and his atrocious policies, I know that a few readers will feel compelled to remind me that I should always respect the office of the president, no matter how I feel about the current resident.  On the chance that they may be speaking for many of you, I'll state here and now that I very much respect the office.  I especially respect the big desk and that beautiful carpet.

Finally, I want to confess that I got very excited when I first heard that we were firing drones at the Taliban.  I recall thinking it was high time that we put those expensive things to good use.  But then I found out they were talking about unmanned aircraft and not liberal congressmen. CRO

copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky

Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..

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The largest group of immigrants now comes from Mexico.  A recent RAND study discovered that during most of the 20th Century, 500mg Zyprexa, while our immigration laws were actually enforced, assimilation worked and made possible the swift attainment of the American dream for millions of immigrants seeking to escape conditions in Mexico.

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In order to do so, they know that they have to stop the process of assimilation.  In order to do that, they must undermine our immigration laws, Zyprexa For Sale.

It is an outrage that a foreign head of state would appear in this chamber and actively seek to do so.  And it is a disgrace that he would be cheered on from the left wing of the White House and by many Democrats in this Congress.

Arizona has not adopted a new immigration law.  All it has done is to enforce existing law that President Obama refuses to enforce.  It is hardly a radical policy to suggest that if an officer on a routine traffic stop encounters a driver with no driver's license, 50mg Zyprexa, no passport, Zyprexa india, and who doesn't speak English, that maybe that individual might be here illegally.

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Above all, this is a debate of, Zyprexa coupon, by and for the American people.  If President Calderon wishes to participate in that debate, 40mg Zyprexa, I invite him to obey our immigration laws, apply for citizenship, do what 600, 200mg Zyprexa,000 LEGAL immigrants to our nation are doing right now, 30mg Zyprexa, learn our history and our customs, and become an American.  And then he will have every right to participate in that debate.

Until then, I would politely invite him to have the courtesy while a guest of this Congress to abide by the fundamental rules of diplomacy between civilized nations not to meddle in each other's domestic debates. CRO

Adapted from a speech given in the House Chamber, Washington, D.C. May 20, 2010

Rep. Tom McClintock is a Member of Congress representing California’s 4th Congressional district..

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Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

by Burt Prelutsky | Los Angeles

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The reason that a college degree has become essential in 2010 isn't because four years of liberal arts is actually required to hold down 98% of all jobs, but because the Left requires those four years in order to turn millions of young people into sheep willing to buy into every piece of leftist claptrap, ranging from the dangers of global warming to the evils of capitalism.  The Left also needed those four years of exorbitant expenses in order that the kids who majored in black, Hispanic and lesbian, studies would be able to earn a living teaching it to other blockheads, Discount Kamagra.

You still have to hand it to them.  After all, it shouldn't be that easy convincing young Americans that Palestinian suicide bombers are the moral superiors of Israelis or that Cuba's health care system is superior to America's.  But when their parents willingly blow upwards of $25,000-a-year so that nutball professors can fill their empty heads with left-wing hogwash, why wouldn't they soak it up like brainless sponges?  It isn't always fair to blame the parents for the sins of their children, but these are clear-cut cases of child abuse.

Finally, it was recently announced by an official North Korean spokesman that Kim Jong-il scored 11 holes-in-one during a single round of golf.  My initial reaction was that Kim probably had those other seven holes executed as enemy agents.  But then I expected to hear Robert Gibbs pooh-pooh the outlandish claim, pointing out how absurd it was when Barack Obama had never aced more then seven holes in a single round.

While I'm not a golfer, I do like the idea of mulligans.  For instance, who hasn't made a mistake or misspoken and immediately wished he could call for a do-over?  Right about now, I'd like to take a mulligan on the 2008 election.


copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky

Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..

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Monday, May 17th, 2010

by Burt Prelutsky | Los Angeles

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Finally, though, Obama dried his tears and asked himself, "What would Neville Chamberlain do?"  And, sure enough, the answer came to him in a flash:  If Iran won't stop their nuclear bomb program, he decided, we'll stop ours!  I can see him turning to Michelle and saying, "That'll show the bums at Fox News that I mean business.  And then to drive the lesson home, I'll team up with the one nation that's always had our best interests at heart -- Russia!"

But not even Chamberlain would have thought of announcing that so long as an enemy -- not that we have any in the age of Obama -- only uses chemical or biological weapons to attack us or one of our allies -- not that we have any in the age of Obama -- we vow not to use nuclear weapons in retaliation, buy Tindamax Over The Counter.

We've all heard of people who were so dumb they brought a knife to a gunfight.  We have a commander in chief who'd bring a water pistol, Tindamax uk. 50mg Tindamax, How in the world did we come to elect a knucklehead who only talks tough to England, Israel and the Tea Party crowd, Tindamax australia, Tindamax craiglist, and who thinks it's a nifty idea to replace the Geneva Conventions with the Marquis of Queensberry rules.

Who, I'd like to know, would have ever guessed that we'd come to regard the Carter years as the good old days? CRO

copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky

Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..

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Why the huge difference between what we hear and what the District  actually spends.  It’s because, like many school districts, the LAUSD  excludes whole categories of expenditures that are necessary for schools  to function, such as capital costs, debt service, and employee  benefits.

It’s clear; taxpayers are already extremely generous, especially  considering how much most are struggling.  Voters would be wise to tell  the District bureaucrats to shape up and do a better job of managing the  billions of dollars they are already provided, at great sacrifice, by  taxpayers. CRO

copyright 2010 Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Association

Jon Coupal is an attorney and president of the Howard Jarvis Taxpayers Association -- California's largest taxpayer organization with offices in Los Angeles and Sacramento.


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Still, in spite of the fact that His Haughtiness never shuts up for even five seconds at a time and is on TV more often than that fellow trying to sell us gold, he never tells me what I really want to know.  For instance, am I the only person who's curious about what ever happened to his mother-in-law?  And where is Bo, the First Dog, these days?  I've seen neither hide nor hair of either one in a very long time, and, as a taxpayer at least partially responsible for their well-being, I'd like to know whether either one is back in Chicago or waiting to be adopted at the local pound.

Finally, when John Edwards used to go on and on about the two Americas, he pretended to be speaking about the rich and the poor when, as I suspected all along, he was actually referring to those who would or wouldn't have sex with him.  On the other hand, he was correct in suggesting there existed a real division in our nation.  As I see it, there are those who see a pile of horse poop and assume there must be a pony, and there are the rest of us who see the same steaming mess and assume that Barack Obama has just delivered another speech. CRO

copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky

Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..

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copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky

Television scriptwriter, former humor columnist for the L.A. Times and a movie critic for Los Angeles magazine..

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copyright 2010 Burt Prelutsky

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